North Korea, Best Korea!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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