College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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