Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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