I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just come out here and I will go home with you...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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