i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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