Pappa wants mamma naked
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
This toilet bowl is my home.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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