weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Of course I have a pirate flag
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
please don't ironically join a cult
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