I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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