Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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