just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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