Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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