I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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