I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't think brook has ever known best
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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