Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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