I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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