The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
