I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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