id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
