Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I would fuck him just for his dog
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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