We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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