My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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