Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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