She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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