I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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