Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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