Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
this hospital has no fireball
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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