Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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