remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
