so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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