The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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