Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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