So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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