Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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