She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
