I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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