lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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