this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize
