He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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