Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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