the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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