he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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