Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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