anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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