Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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