Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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