Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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