so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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