how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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