i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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