i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
