Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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